Sunday 20 August 2023


            It was a perfect day; a perfect day for a new beginning. Sunshine streamed through the windows; it's rays, softened by net curtains, danced with dust mots floating on invisible currents of air. The stairs creaked happily under Jenny's sneakers. She glanced over her shoulder at me and her eyes sparkled with delight. A foot of blonde hair bounced in a no-nonsense ponytail, my sweatshirt hung like a tent on her tiny frame and her jeans were smeared with grime. I'd never seen a more beautiful woman in my life. She took my breath away. I couldn't believe we were moving in together.


She reached the top landing and paused to adjust her grip on the box before bumping the door with her bum. It swung open and revealed a garret apartment any struggling writer would be delighted to call home. Our few possessions made a meagre mound inside the door. After all, this was the first time either of us had lived anywhere but with our parents. Now we had a spacious living-room-come-dining-room, a bathroom, with a gloriously deep roll top bath and most importantly, our very own bedroom. As I followed her inside and healed the door closed, I knew which room I was going to explore first.


We had been there a week when we got our first knock on the door. It was Friday evening and we were both off work for the weekend. Jenny was busy in the kitchen and I was picking out songs on iTunes. We glanced at each other and I guess we simultaneously realised it was our door so nobody else was going to answer it. She raised her eyebrows and tilted her head in a way that said, Well? I unfolded my legs and jogged the few feet to the door. Whatever I had expected to find, it wasn't an elderly man in a polka dot cravat, cradling an expensive looking bottle of red wine.

“Hello," I said, in greeting and query. 

"Greetings neighbor and welcome to the palace," the man said rather theatrically, waving his hand in an all-encompassing ark. I had to bite down on the giggle trying to escape my throat but I felt my smile spreading considerably.

"It's lovely to be here," I said honestly and rested my shoulder against the door-frame.

"For you," he said, offering the bottle of wine, which I accepted and admired. The label was double Dutch to me, I was more your pint of larger kind of lad.

"Thank you so much, you shouldn't have," I said, but deep inside I felt very grown up.

The man offered his hand and said, "Trevor," in a serious tone. "Sean," I replied, mimicking his tone, and shaking has hand in a very manly way. 

"I hope you're not those, party-all-weekend kind of people, Sean," he said seriously.

 "God, no," I stammered, worrying that I'd gotten the wrong measure of the man in front of me.

"Good, good," he said, letting a few seconds pass before smiling wickedly and saying, "That's my department in this building, Dearie," before winking and turning back toward his own open apartment. He had only taken a step when Jenny cried out, "Who is it?"

"It's Trevor from across the hall, he brought us a bottle of wine," I shouted back.

"Bring him in. Does he eat pasta?"

I didn't get to answer that because Trevor mumbled, "Do I what?" as he brushed past me with hips rolling and lips pouted for an air kiss. It looked like it would be dinner for three tonight.



We had been at 14 Astor Street for about a month when something strange happened. Our little flat was cosy but not the most well insulated. When we would cook, or when we had a bath, nearly all the windows would fog up. On this particular night, we were just sitting down to dinner when Jenny pointed to the big feature window and said, "I wish you wouldn't do that."

"Do what?" I asked, while taking a large forkful of spinach.

"Put marks on the glass," she said, tilting her head in the direction of the window. She was right, there were two very clear hand marks.

"That wasn't me."

"Oh, come on?"

"No, it couldn't be, look." I walked over and held up my hands beside the marks. They were clearly made by much smaller hands that mine. 

"I'm waiting," I said.

"For what?" she asked, grumpily.

"A sorry of course.It must have been you not me."

"I never did that, and look how low down they are. Don't you think I would have remembered if I had."

"Well, it wasn't me, who else could it have been."

The silence was deafening. Her glare sent shivers up my back, an atmosphere that lasted for the rest of the night. I think we'd just had our first fight. 

The next morning I woke up to find Jenny's side of the bed empty. When I went into the living room I found her scrubbing the windows. I snuck up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist, nusling her neck.

"I'm sorry honey," I said.

"For pawing the windows?" she asked without conviction.

"For everything. Have I told you today that I don't deserve you?"

"Now you mention it, you haven't." she said with a giggle, swiveling in my embrace to face me.

"Well, I don't. How about coming back to bed and letting me set the record straight." 

My Dad used to say that the best part of arguing with Mom was the making up. I can definitely say, that he is right, not that I want to think about it ever.


Funny thing, a week later the hand prints reappeared. 

"Look at that." I said, pointing them out.

"How can that be?" Jenny said, going over and wiping her hand across the prints streaking them into nonexistence.

"We might be doing it subconsciously, or sleepwalking or something."

"Whatever it is it's giving me the creeps," she said, going to the kitchen and returning with window spray and a cloth. When the glass was spotless, she pushed the coffee table in front of the window so we wouldn't be able to mark the window accidentally.

The next evening, we were sitting watching TV while a pot of rice bubbled on the cooker. My eye drifted to the window and noticed the beginnings of water-droplets forming on the cold glass, but no hand marks. I couldn't help it, my eye kept flicking to that same spot again and again. Then it started to happen.

"Jenny," I said quietly, not taking my eyes off the glass.

"Humm?" she mumbled. 

"Look," I whispered, although I don't know why I was whispering.  

"Oh God," she gasped and both hands flew to her mouth, her eyes widening. On the window, very faintly, the outlines of fingers were starting to appear, where moments ago there was nothing. As the seconds ticked by the outline became clearer and clearer. Jenny jumped off the couch and hurried to the door.

"Where are you going?" I called, feeling like running right out after her.

"To get Trevor and make sure we are not imaging things."


Trevor listened to our story without saying anything. He was far more grave than normal, no funny quips, no over-the-top camping. When it had all been told, he asked, "And you actually saw them appear?"

"Totally, there was nothing there, I had checked only seconds before and started to appear."

"Are they always in the same place?"

"Yes, I think so," said Jenny. Trevor walked over to the window and pulled back the coffee table, then like Jenny had done he wiped his hand across the imprints and smeared them out. He crouched there for a few minutes, not doing anything, not saying anything. Finally, Jenny asked, "What do you think?"

"Could be lots of reasons for it, a fault in the glass making the moisture gather in a particular way, some form of grease that cleaning is not taking off. Anything really. But I know a man who might be able to help. Do you think it would be OK to bring him over tomorrow."

"If you think he can tell us what is going on, sure," I said.

"And what will we do in the meantime?" asked Jenny, clearly frightened.

"Well, I don't think anything dangerous is happening so I guess just carry on as normal."

"But it's creepy," she said.

"That it is," agreed Trevor, sagely. "That it is." 


The next evening Trevor appeared with a man just like he promised. Brian Gardener was his name and he was much younger than I'd expected. Late twenties at the most but his skin had a very pail touch. Perhaps he spent all his time studying. His eyes were heavily bagged and had dark circles underneath them. We started to tell him our story but rather than listen he walked straight to the window without being told which one we were talking about. 

"Perhaps we should just show him," said Trevor, pointing at the cooker. Jenny turned on kettle to boil and put several pans of water on the hob. Soon, the apartment was full of steam and all the windows were fogging up. No sign of the hand prints. The minutes ticked by and we all held our breath. Still nothing. Trevor, Jenny and myself were standing as a group in the middle of the room, Brian was down on his haunches a few inches from the windows. Then it happened. The hand prints didn't slowly appear like before, they exploded into existence, so suddenly, I saw the glass vibrate. Two, three, four, five...the prints kept coming. Brian fell backward, his jaw hung slack and whatever colour had tinged his skin, vanished. Shaking hands slowly reached for the glass but his fingers hovered a fraction from making contact. I was about to say something when he suddenly began to cry. Not tears of fear or suprise: huge heartbreaking sobs.

"What's going on?" I asked, turning to Trevor. He drew us outside to the landing, leaving the crying man alone in the apartment.

"Brian and his wife Susan used to live in your apartment. They had a little boy, Ben, he was. One night, nobody knows why, but Ben just stopped breathing in his cot. I can tell you, I still have nightmares. Susan's screams..." Trevor's voice just trailed off, lost in the memory of it. After a few moments, he said, "They stayed on for a little while afterward, but everything reminded them of Ben. All the trouble he caused, all the hours of laughter. He loved drawing squiggles on the windows, it drove Susan mad cleaning them off them. Brian and Susan loved each other, like really loved, but loosing Ben broke them to the core. A year ago, they moved out and went in separate directions. Susan moved to New Zealand but I kept in touch with Brian. I knew the minute I saw those hand prints what was happening but I had to be sure."

At that moment Brian appeared at the door. "It's him, Trevor, its Ben," he said, tears still running down his cheeks. Trevor just nodded and smiled. 

"I have to be with him, I just have to," Brian said.

Trevor frowned, "Are you sure that's wise?"

"He's there, Trevor. Just there," he cried, pointing at the window and the all-too-clear hand marks. The atmosphere inside the apartment, and outside on the landing, was charged with expectation. 

Jenny and I looked at each other, no idea what we should do. It was our flat but to be honest, I didn't really feel good about the place anymore and I knew by looking at Jenny she was scared too. It was Trevor that broached the subject for us all. "What about Jenny and Sean, they live here. It’s their home."

"Here," Brian said frantically digging in his pockets and pulling out a set of keys. "I have a place not far from here. Its small but it’s nice. Take it. Stay as long as you want. Rent free. I'll take over your lease and straighten it out with the landlord but I can’t lose my boy again. Please." He pushed the keys into my hand and stood there with his hands clasped in front of him.

I was shocked, by this, by everything. I turned to Jenny and it only took her a second to answer everything. "I'm not sleeping in there one more night."

We quickly packed a few things and Trevor was going to drive us over to Brian's house. As we were leaving, Brian was sitting on the floor in front of the window, pans still bubbled on the cooker. He turned and said, "Thank you for finding my boy." I didn't say anything, what could I say. It's not like we did anything. But over his shoulder I saw the fog on the window shift as the shape of two tiny lips, pursed in a kiss, marked the window. I didn't know if it was for us or for Brian but right then I knew nobody should stand between a man and his baby, in this life or the next. I closed the door on our little flat and looked at the world around me in a whole new way, a way I never expected to believe.

Thursday 2 March 2023

None but the Dead - Book Review


⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating by Squid McFinnigan

I've had the fortune of visiting northern Scotland, and I do mean fortune. It's hard to describe the isolation to anyone who has yet to visit. Coming from Ireland, I expected it to be like parts of Kerry I love best, but I was wrong. Scotland is a world apart from what I know. Over here, no matter where you go there is a house over the next rise, a telephone signal, the sound of a car in the distance and a town no more than a twenty minute drive. 

Scotland, the highlands...that's wild. 

This book sparked that feeling in me once more and it was like having an old friend over to visit. I could see in my mind the slick gray rock, stripped to the root by a relentless wind. I could feel the eyes of the locals on the backs of strangers. I smelt the sea-salt riding on ocean air. The cold, the biting cold...the hardness it takes to survive in such a place. This was the best thing about this book.

As for the story? Well, this was my first read of this series and I did enjoy it. I quiet liked Rhona, and I really liked Chrissy, but McNab left me a bit flat. The story itself was well woven, perhaps too well woven. Some story threads, which I will not name, seemed to fall into the high-grass as the story charged toward a conclusion. This was a little disappointing. I know they may have been necessary to bring the story cast together but they should not have been simply forgotten.

As for the final climax, it was completely satisfying. I enjoyed the story. I enjoyed it as a stand alone book and this is despite the clear hook left in the end for the next installment. Wink Wink Ms Anderson.

Thursday 31 March 2022




The rain lashed down, making the leaves on the tree he was hiding behind sing. The ice cold water ran under his collar, but he didn't care, all he cared about was behind a door across the street. It's benign surface glistened in the orange glow of a street light, just an ordinary door to most, but to him it was the gateway to his nightmares. Nothing moved; not the door, or a car, or a person, not even a scavenging fox broke the stillness. His eyes remained locked; knowing, hating, what had to be going on. She was in there; laughing, drinking, touching! It made his stomach churn. 

"Bitch," he snarled into the night, his lips pulled back until his teeth showed like a rabid dog, and rabid he felt. How could she betray him like this? What kind of animal was she? A weak, heartless, cruel, cow that would jump in bed with the first wanker to flash a smile in her direction. "Bitch," he snarled again, and as if answering his call, a light appeared in an upstairs window.

His heart raced, his body hummed, his body a coiled spring as he waited for her to appear. There was no way he was letting her away with this. Ten minutes passed before the hall light came on and the door swung open. There she was; her hair a tangled mess, giggling like a school girl, as she leaned against the door stroking the shirtless guys chest. 

"Tramp," he snarled and his nails dug into the tree. When they kissed, his fingers bunched, drawing jagged lines across the glistening green bark. Then he watched her draw away, open an umbrella and wave her goodbye before leaving. For a second he thought about going across the street and having it out with the shirtless dick-head, but that would be pointless, his problem was with her, she was the one who let him down, and that was not something he was going to stand for. As he slipped out from behind the tree she had already reached the corner of the road, wobbling slightly on her heighheels. With fists bunch, he crossed the deserted street, checking for watchers, before following.

She was just about to go down a flight of steps leading to the low road when he caught up with her.

"You bitch!" he barked which made her spin. Her eyes were wide as the hand without the umbrella scrabbled for the handrail. It was a near thing but she regained her balance. Her shock gave way to venom.


"Of course me! Do you think you could pull the wool over my eyes?"

"Were you following me?" she demanded and she had the gall to look superior.

"Would you blame me! How long has this been going on? Weeks? Months!"

Her eyes grew hard and her lips drew tight. "Jerry, this has to stop! I told you we're over." She huffed and turned to walk away but his arm shot out and grabbed her by the elbow, spinning her to face him.

"Get off me you fucking weirdo!" she said struggling to free her arm but he wouldn't...couldn't, let her go.

"I love you," he said, tears now mingling with the rain running down his face.

"But I DON'T love you now get your hands off ME," she said finally yanking her arm free. He felt like he'd been slapped.

"You can't..."

"Can't what?" she said, her eyes dancing with malice. "You're a joke! I went out with you one time, one fucking time, it meant nothing. Now FUCK OFF," she roared, spit flying from her lips. Inside, rage erupted. It all seemed to happen in slow motion. His fist swung through the night air and crashed into her face. Blood spouted from her nose, her arms windmilled through the air, her eyes wide with terror, as she fell backward into the void. The fall seemed to last forever. Half way down her head collided with the concrete steps with a crunch so loud, he flinched. Her momentum threw her into the air again but her second landing was no less brutal than the first. Then there was nothing. Just a sprawled jumble of limbs arranged unnaturally across the bottom steps. 

He couldn't move. He couldn't think. He couldn't talk. All he could do was stare. 

After an age, he gulped in some night air and began to cry. He threw his head back and burred the heels of his hands in his face and wailed, "Shit, shit, shit, shit! What am I going to do."

From behind him, an amused sounding voice replied, "Twenty five to life by the look of it." The sound made him twirl around. A few feet away a shadowy figure stood casually against the wall, smoking, his features hidden from the streetlight by the shadow of a fedora.  

"It was an accident," he cried, gesturing with both hands toward the bottom of the stairs.

"I know that, Jerry, but I don't think others will," the guy said and shrugged.

"You saw! You could tell them!"

"Tell them what?"

"That I didn't kill her! That it was an accident."

"She mightn't even be dead? You haven't checked her yet." The realization jolted through his body like electricity. He was about to run down the stairs but the old guy howled with laughter. "Son, you're wasting your time. She's deader than a turkey on Christmas." In his heart, Jerry knew the guy was right. 

"I'm fucked," he moaned and felt his legs go. He crumpled to the floor and sobbed. The old guy came a few steps closer, pausing at the top of the stairs, where he continued to smoke and look down on the cooling body. He took a long last drag on the fag then flicked the glowing butt into the night, it tumbled just as she had done.  

Eventually the old guy spoke. "I can fix this."

"Nobody can fix this," Jerry sobbed into his hands. 

"Seriously, I can," the man said earnestly, and for some reason, Jerry believed him.

"How?" he asked, hoping but not willing to believe it might be true.

"I have my ways," the guy said cryptically. Jerry wasn't going to be fobbed off with that.

"Like," he sniffled, drawing his forearm across the snot running from his nose.

"The same way I knew your name is Jerry."

"You heard her call me that."

"Well, how about the same way I know her name was Amy, or that you have thirty-seven Euro and seventy-five cent exactly in your pocket, or that you ate toast and cheese for breakfast this morning?" the guy said turning away from the stairs, the shadow thrown by his cap seemed beyond dark, so dark it was like a hole in the night sky. "Look in your heart and you'll know it's true."

Jerry tilted his tear-streaked face toward the top of the stairs and asked, "You can fix her?"

"Ah, no," said the man managing to sound at least slightly sorry about the fact, "but I can make your part in this a whole thing a hell of a lot better. In fact, I can give you everything you ever wanted; money, power, success and all the women you could ever wish for. All of that with a snap of my fingers." And as if to demonstrate, he did snap them, but nothing changed.

"You're bullshiting me."

"Cross my heart and hope to die," said the guy solemnly.

"Go on so," Jerry said, daring the man to come good on his outlandish claim.

"There is a but."

"But of course there is?" Jerry said wearily, knowing the guy was a nut-job, but after killing his girlfriend who would the world think was crazy.

"She wasn't your girlfriend, you only went out the once...remember," the guy said, his voice dropping so low it was nearly animalistic. Jerry started to get really frightened now, like really. It's like the guy was reaching into his brain and pulling his thoughts straight out of him. The shiver that run through his body had nothing to do with the downpour, it was one-hundred percent internal. After a second the guy continued with what he was saying. 

"The but is simple. You can have all of that but you can never love or be loved. If you can think you can live with that, just say the word."

"Look what love has done to me already! Fuck love."

"That sounds like a yes to me," said the guy, who raised his fingers and this time when he clicked them, the noise seemed to bounce around the inside his head, like a echo. The guy stood up and said, "All done." Jerry looked up at him disbelievingly. "Look for yourself," the guy said standing away from the top of the stairs. Jerry looked down, but now, nothing lay at the bottom. By the time he looked back the guy had lit up another cigarette, its red tip was dancing in the darkness as walked away. The guy had gone a few steps when he called over his shoulder, "I'll be seeing you soon, Jerry, our fun has only just begun." It was at that moment Jerry felt the sucking. It was agony, like someone was scooping out his guts with a rusty spoon. On and on it went until he passed out from the pain.

The rain had stopped when he woke, but so had the pain. What was left in it's place was...well...nothing. A huge gaping emptiness. He got to his feet he turned to the steps and looked down. Amy was still gone. With a shrug he started to walk down them, as he went he tried to guess which one had broken her neck, and when he got to the bottom he just kept going without a backward glance. 

Monday 5 July 2021

Book Review: Want You Gone by Chris Brookmyre


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it was amazing

I was over at my folk's place the other week, a mad house as always, but despite the goings and comings, my Dad was stuck deep in a book. When he turned the last page he passed it over to me and said, "You'll like that." It was Chris Brookmyre's 'Want You Gone'. I skimmed the blurb at the back and was amazed to see it was about a computer hacker and a journalist.

When we were kids my Dad famously banned TV from the house for a year, and until recently he never owned a mobile phone. "What would I want one of those for?" he'd say. Anyway, to see him so engrossed in a book about technology, I knew there had to be something to it.

I started reading and by the end of the first chapter I was all-in. There was a lovely tone to the writing; action all the way and flat characters were nowhere to be found. Jack and Buzzkill were so full of tribulations; angst, disappointment, hope and courage, they felt uber-real. Aren't we all made of such things?

I guess I inherited some of my Dad's techno phobia because a lot of the hacker stuff simply flew over my head, but that didn't diminished the story. The author inter-spaced just the right amount of action with the techno-speak, that I just accepted it all and moved on.

It is in the end of the book that this story really shines. I know people are always on about plot twists; nobody more so than authors. I have lost count of the amount of books I nearly dumped because the author rammed in a twist that made no sense. In this regard, Mr Brookmyre is different. His twists were well planned but he resisted the urge to rush them. He allowed the story to dictate when things should happen and the wisdom to let them be what they were destined to be and no more. For this reason, every twist was a delight and made me dive into the following page with gusto.

So, this book is not what you would expect and like my Dad I push it your way with the simple promise.

"You'll like this."

Friday 26 February 2021

Rock Bottom

 She shot up, wondering if the shouting was a remnant of a dream? She felt Garry throwing back the covers. This was no dream: it was happening right now; someone was in their house! The room was black except for the glow of the alarm clock. 

'What the hell? Who the hell?’ she wondered in the fraction of a second it took for the cover to fall from Garry’s hand and rest on her leg. They had money; this was something she’d always feared could happen. Was it some tweaker? Some scumbag-junkie, looking for his next fix? Would they hurt her; or Toby, or Garry? She reached out for him, intending to draw him back to the safety: but the door came crashing in. He was thrown back; landing on the bed like a wrestler hoisted from the ring.

More and more bodies came crashing into the room; all big, all black, all screaming unintelligible garbage. She tried to scream but her words were swallowed by a gaping muzzle of a machine-gun, hovering an inch from her eye. A black, evil, hole, in the universe; sucking her inexorably toward it. She thought her time had come; her life was over, but then she heard the word; “Garda!”  

She let out her breath. It seemed like a dream: her life; her bedroom, now full of strangers, one of which was kneeling on her husband’s chest: holding a weapon over his face. These couldn’t be Guards. Guards were there to protect them, not this. Her heart thundered in her chest but her limbs were frozen in place. Second by second, her sensibilities started to surface. She was being attacked, her family was in danger, she had to do something! The word’s that slipped past her lips were as much a surprise to her as anyone. “What are you doing? Get off him!”

The man kneeling on Garry flicked an eye toward her and it was in that moment she realised she was naked. Some primitive urge kicked in and she drew the duvet around her, instinctively knowing these men were dangerous to her; all men were dangerous in the right circumstances and these circumstances were beyond right. Another black-clad-body landed on the bed and she screamed but the one with the gun maintained his deadly poise. The second man grappled with Garry’s until he was secured in handcuffs. It was all crazy; insane, she had no idea what to do.  

“What is going on!” she demanded as Garry demanded to be freed. The muscles on his torso were bunched in knots as he tried to buck the man off his chest. She reached out to help him but her hands were slapped away. The Gunman slid his knee onto Garry's neck and his finger settled on the trigger.

“No!” she whimpered, seeing what was going to happen. Thankfully, Garry stopped struggling. The whole scene seemed to last hours, but in reality, it was the work of a moment.

The man who had cuffed Garry now turned his attention on her. He reached for her hands, the digital clock reflected in his visor made him seem like some kind of robot. Perhaps she’d been wrong, this might all be a dream after all.

“Hands out, Muss’s,” he demanded in a lilting country accent. It was far too lilting to come from a Kevlar clad body.

“No,” she said, clutching the duvet closer.

“Hands out!” he yelled, yanking her wrists forward and snapping the cuffs on her. The pinch of metal on her skin drove any delusion of fantasy from her mind. This was happening, it was all really happening. The duvet fell away and she was exposed but it seemed unimportant. The man with the gun turned his head toward the door, and yelled, “Clear.”

A tall man entered the room so quickly he must have been waiting just outside. The guard with the gun relaxed a little, moving the gun so it pointed at the roof. The boss-guard spoke for the first time; his words surprisingly soft, but his voice carried authority beyond its decibels.

“What’s your name?” he asked Garry, who was still yelling at the guard kneeling on his chest.

“Garry fucking Harrison! What’s your fucking name?” he growled. There were veins standing out on his neck and his skin was crimson with fury.

“Garry Harrison, I’m serving you with a court appointed search-warrant for this address, as well as business holdings on the Nass Road,” the man said, laying a sheaf of papers on Garry’s chest. A moment passed where everyone seemed to come to terms with this new dynamic before the Boss-guard nodded at the man holding Garry. This seemed to be all it took to downgrade the situation from attack to wary disinterest. The gunman took his knee of Garry’s chest and moved two steps back.

“What that gives you the right to break into my house? Hold my family at gunpoint?” roared Garry, but he stayed lying on the bed where he had been left.

“I think you will find, that does,” the guard said, nodding at the papers on Garry’s chest.  “This is going to happen, no matter what you do. I suggest you co-operate and it will go all the more pleasantly for everyone,” said the guard, his tone mundanely disinterested in Garry’s input.

“Cooperate! You’re having a laugh! I’m going to have your arse for this!” roared Garry as he tried to get to his feet. In the blink of an eye, a black-clad-guard had Garry by the neck and dragging him toward the landing. The boss-guard face said he expected nothing more.

“Stop it! You’re choking him!” she shouted after the man dragging her husband away. Garry was a hot-head, it was up to her to bring sense to this situation. They had nothing to hide! The best way to get this over was to let them do what they want.

“Search the house, we don’t care! We’ve done nothing wrong. We are honest, law-abiding people, and Garry is right, you’ve made a mistake. He’s an engineer... an engineer, not a criminal,” she said.

The tall man looked at her but his face gave nothing away. Instead of explaining himself, he asked, “And your name?”

“Kate, Kate Harrison! Who else would I be?” she yelled, aghast that the man would think she were anyone else. If they thought they knew who’s house they were raiding, surly to hell they know who she was. This only reinforced her certainty that they had made a terrible mistake.

She was about to let the man have a piece of her mind when she heard Toby start crying in the next room. One high-pitched wail was all it took to throw all the rest of this mess to the back of her mind. “Take these damn things off me, that’s my son,” she demanded, shaking her manacled fists, she didn’t give a damn who could see her tits.

The boss turned his head and said, “Bring the child to Mrs Harrison.”

“Take these off!” she demanded again, shaking her handcuffs even more violently. “

“Out of the question,” the tall man said.

“He can’t see me like this,” she said, feeling a sob rise to her chest, praying the man standing in front of her would see past the situation and imagine his sister, or his mother, in such a situation. “What am I going to do for Christ sake?”

The guard sighed and rubbed his forehead. Then he looked out the door and said to someone unseen, “Can you ask Detective Sim’s to come up.” When he turned back, he looked at her worriedly. Kate heard the door to Toby’s bedroom open and his cries became clearer. She was about to demand to be freed a third time but the boss guard beat her to it. He leaned across the bed and pulled her arms toward him. He slid a small key into a hole in the cuffs, but then stopped, and glared at her. She nodded her understand and he sighed before unlocking the handcuffs. “Give me one reason...they’re going back on?” he said quietly, placing them in his jacket pocket. At that moment, a woman appeared leading a tearful Toby into the room. He broke free and threw himself into her arms. His terrified eye’s flicked across the strangers surrounding him before he buried his head in her armpit.


As she stroked his head, she promises herself that she would make these men pay for what they were doing to her, and her family. She wasn’t sure how much Toby understood, but judging by the shivers running through his body, he understood plenty. The boss-guard addressed the woman who’d brought Toby. “Would you get Mrs Harrison ready and bring her down stairs?” The woman nodded and everyone else filed out of her bedroom.

When they were alone, Kate asked, “What’s all this about?” She was hoping the bond of sisterhood would trump any stupid piece of paper a court had mistakenly issued.

The woman didn’t smile, didn’t give her any hope, she simply said, “Get dressed.”

Wednesday 10 February 2021


 I had a wild thought today; why not become the happiest man on the earth?

     Oh boy, what a challenge? Surely I’m going to need millions…no billions of quid? A drop-dead-gorgeous partner, or three! A,, ten! A yacht; or a super yacht; or a super-super yacht. A dozen sports cars? Famous friends, fame, glamour, notoriety? How the hell do I get all of that? More importantly: will it work?

    How much money is enough? How many car's equal happiness? Who is lovely enough? How do I stop time? Are my friend’s real friends? Does it even matter?

    Science looked into this question a few years ago and decided the happiest man alive was a French man, training to be a Buddhist monk; his name is Matthieu Richard. Matthieu had no mansions, no super-cars, no billions in the bank or yachts. I can’t comment on partners; that’s between him and the big man in the sky. So why was he judged to be the happiest man alive? Well, they measured his brain and it looked happy. 

                What did Matthieu attribute his fortunate outlook too? Exactly that, actually, his outlook. He judged himself as fortunate and tried to view everyone around him in a benevolent light. He stopped thinking of himself and choose to think of others. The person he was speaking to, the person he was working for, the person he was looking at, in-fact, anyone but himself. In doing that he got happier. It seems too simple to be true, but it was. 

                Yes, this seems like one of those click-bait headlines which ends in a stream of Viagra ads or get-rich-quick-programmes, (they don’t like being called schemes these days). Strangely, it didn't. It was as blindingly simple as it's true. Being nice to other people, without thought of yourself, will make you happier. Buying won’t do it! Owing won’t do it! Coveting won’t do it! Being bigger, rarer, more expensive, more renowned, more revered, more feared, in fact nothing you can think of will do it besides being more liked.

                I've a personal insight to share with you. I went to the supermarket today and as I was crossing the parking lot I lost my wallet but I was oblivious. Later, as I wandered along the veg aisle, a young man tapped me on the shoulder and asked;

                “Is this yours?” He was holding my wallet. 

                “Oh my God, yes!” I said and took it from his fingers. I was flabbergasted, not because it had much cash but because my cards were inside. It would have taken me weeks to get them all back. I wouldn’t have been able to pay for my shopping and that meant I wouldn’t have eaten.

“Thank you,” I said as I took it.

                “I passed you in the car park and thought it was yours.” I didn’t know what to say. I was too muddled. He just turned and walked away. I thought I should have offered him something for his kind deed, but it came to me too late.

                For the rest of the night, I kept thinking about the guy and wished I'd done something more than just saying thanks. Then I thought how I felt after doing something for another person without expecting anything in return. I remembered how good I had felt. I remembered the feeling of warmth, of joy, of contentment that had followed and I hoped the man that had helped me got all of those and more. That was when I realised how foolish most of the things I dreamed for were! 

                Money won’t make me happy!

                Houses won’t make me happy!

                Numbers on a bank account won’t make me happy!

                But, making people happy will make me happy, and being kind will do the same..and they costs nothing. 

I think it's worth a go. It can't hurt to try.

Saturday 8 August 2020

Itchy Feet


        I must have been born with itchy feet. 

        Since I can remember, I've been on the go. For me, it started early; earlier than I remember. My Mom told me this story.

        I was one; perhaps one-and-a-half, and she decided to take me to the beach. When she got there she laid out a blanket and hoisted me out of my fourteen-stone pram. I've seen some photos and I can tell you I looked like an Elizabethan, lady-in-waiting, bonnet and all. (The shame of it!)

        No sooner had Mom laid me down than I was off! With my terry-cloth-clad-arse wobbling in the air, I scooted for freedom, on my year-old hands and knees. Like all good Moms, mine scooped me up and put me back on the blanket but I wasn't having that; not for a second! The world was out there and I was having it!

        If you've locked horns with a toddler you'll know, there will only be one winner. This was the epitome of an unstoppable entity desiring an immovable object. I was getting in that water if it killed me, which it probably would. Eight, even ten times, she retrieved me before she decided to say, "Sod it." 

    I crawled over wave-smoothed gravel and sun-warmed sand, until the water was an inch away. She expected me to stop as soon as it hit my fingers, but she was wrong. I plowed on until the waves lapped my chin, and showed no sign of stopping. She could bear no more and scooped me from a watery death, and carried me back to shore. I howled and cried all the way up the beach. 

        From nowhere, a voice called out to my mother. "Hay, Missus!" She turned to see an ancient man watching the whole debacle from the promenade; he was beside himself with laughter. "Are yea training that yoke for the Olympics, or what?" he said, and howled some more. My Mom was so embarrassed she hightailed it for home. 

        Me? I take it as a complement. I can't say I've changed that much. I still have an unnatural attraction for the sea and have a desire to know what's over the next hill. Honestly, I think this is a gift I got from my Mom. We are both inquisitive creatures.  

        So from both of us; charge toward the horizon, and try the unknown. Life lived at it's fullest will never be regretted. 


Saturday 4 July 2020

Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner.

After work today I stopped off to buy a Lottery ticket. I don’t often do it but the jackpot has gone over one-hundred-and-thirty-million Euro. Oh man, imagine that? Imagine if I beat the odds and hit it. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! But don’t get me wrong, I’m not a gambler. I just enjoy the daydream. That’s worth seven Euro, surely?

So, the evening passed as normal, well, the new normal. I ate dinner, did some laundry, and settled down to watch a movie. During a break, an advert for an online casino appeared and it made me glance at the ticket poking from the top of my wallet. Was I being a fool? It took me a microsecond to make up my mind I wasn’t. I was simply paying a very reasonable fee for some entertainment. But it got the question of chance into my mind.

This weekend, some Irish pubs have opened their doors for the first time since March. I love the intimacy of strangers in a place where tomorrow seems a lifetime away. I'm a social being by nature, and choice. But tonight, I’m sitting in, watching Independence Day, with the hounds. You see, subconsciously I'd made a calculation, like when buying the Lotto ticket. Now, when I look on the choice I can consider the odds. If I chose to go out and mingle with others, what will I risk? 

If catch C-19, I've a one-in-five chance of having serous breathing problems and needing some sort of hospital assistance. If I was really unlucky, I could be part of the 2% that die. Let’s put that into perspective. My chances of winning the Euro Lottery is one in one-hundred-thirty-nine million. My chance of having long term health issues from Covid-19 is one-in-twenty. Chance of death is, one-in-fifty.

We’ve established I’m a gambler but how much of a gambler am I?

I don’t believe we can hide from all the dangers the world throws at us. I actually believe that some dangers make living more enjoyable. If Covid-19 was a long-term reality of life, would I hide away perpetually? I don’t think I would, not if it was just me. You see, I have side-bets to consider. I have two parents who I interact with daily. If I gamble and lose, their chance dying is one-in-four. ONE IN FOUR!

Am I willing to gamble my family for a few hours of mindless pleasure?


Not on your life!

Sunday 3 May 2020

Book Review: Persuader by Lee Child

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Persuader by Lee Child

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really liked it

I was going to give this book a 3, but the ending brought it back up a half notch, to 3.5 which I rounded up to an Ok 4.

I've read a few Reacher books so I knew what I was getting into. Jack is a man men imagine being and someone women might dream of bedding; but he has been blown out of all practical proportions. I know that description would seem to be a little stereotypical, but that is what he is. The stereotypical daydream of a reluctant hero.

This is not completely a bad thing because most of us pick up a Reacher book for a little escapism. Even though some of the action is far fetched, we will ourselves to believe for the sake of the dream. As always, this book starts with Jack acting like a puffed-up, cock-sure, know-it-all. It is only as the story moves into its final stages did I actually start to warm to him. Things should not always go the way of the hero in my opinion, because that is life. I think less than perfect characters are more likable, but in Jack R's case, even his failings are ones glossed in glory.

The start was good, very good in fact, but the story soon began to waddle like an overweight banker. We hashed and rehased a frankly unbelievable incursion into a criminals household where, Reacher, was neither liked or trusted at any stage.

Then came the endless list of gun specks. They meant not a jot to me. I have held a rifle and a shotgun, and fired both proficiently, but there my interest and knowledge ends. I found all this details boring to begin with and when the twists began to come, the details still didn't seem that important. I get it, there are lots of different kinds of guns.

So back to the good stuff. The ending. From the moment Reacher decides to make his move, Lee Child is back doing what he's great at. He grabs you by the scruff of the neck and drags you helplessly through a melee of violence you cant tear your eyes from. It is in this part of the book that Reacher stops being an overstuffed character and becomes someone you might actually hold up in admiration. It certainly rescued the book for me.

I do like Lee Childs' writing and I enjoy Reacher, but I don't think this was one of his best.