Heart to Heart Dating
Name: Darren K Interested in - Ladies: 30/45
Status: Divorced Build: Athletic
Smoker: No Pets: Must love Dogs
Looking for: Serous Relationship Drinker: Social
Hello everyone. I’m Darren. I’m a forty-seven-year-old, divorced dad of two. I enjoy eating out, walks on the beach, and cosy nights in. I’m adventurous and active. I’m looking for someone to share life’s challenges with. I have a great sense of humour, and if you love to laugh, then I can’t wait to meet you.
I know it’s a bit cheesy, but I still believe in love and hope that someone out there believes in it too.
Messages to: Darren K
Sugarfairy35: Love your profile pic. 😊 Call by my page and let’s see what happens??? LOL
LovelyLucy: I love Dogs!! And Walks on the Beach!! Where’ve you been all my Life!
GuestUser125: Dear Darren,
When I saw your photo, I was kinda shocked. To be honest, I didn’t know what to do. But the long and the short of it is, you deserve love, and I hope you find what you are looking for.
There are one or two minor discrepancies, that I think you should clear up, before anyone reading this decides to take up your offer of, a cosy night in.
The first one is easy. Darren, you’re fifty-two, not forty-seven. Perhaps it’s the blackouts? If you added all those up, you could easily be excused for mislaying five years. I’m delighted you’ve seen the error of your ways, and knocked the benders on the head. If you hadn’t, I’m sure your liver would have imploded.
I have to say, I was touched you acknowledged the boys so prominently. Like a great Dad, you put them first. If I had known that signing up to on-line dating was going to have this effect, I would have encouraged you to do it way sooner. Billy says, Hi. He’s the five-year-old…remember. He was so upset you couldn’t make his birthday. He kept you a slice of cake.
I did spot one other thing you should fix on your profile. Whether you like it or not, Darren, you’re still married…to me! Hell, we only separated three weeks ago. I can’t believe you’re out there, looking to jump into bed with the first bimbo you can lay your hands on! God bless whoever that will be! Unless things have changed drastically, she’s in for the most mundane ten minutes of her life.
So, that’s all I have to say on the matter. Best of luck finding the next Mrs K. To expedite your search, I’ll be contacting our lawyer in the morning, and get the ball rolling on the divorce. While I’m at it, I’ll ask him to remind you that you haven’t paid as much as a penny for the kids’ food, clothes or housing, since you walked out. You deadbeat!
Hugs and kisses,
Sugarfairy35: BURN!!!!!!!!! LOL